Friday, December 26, 2008

Mike Sterling is inordinately fond of the follies of his youth.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Mike Sterling was never young. He was born a bitter, twisted old man. He's like that creepy Brad Pitt movie, only without the getting younger part.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Mike Sterling is overly quick to adopt the use of new social networking web applications.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Mike Sterling worked for McCains Veep Selection Committee.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Mike Sterling is keeping Ashton Kutcher employed.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Mike Sterling is hated by shitty bloggers.

Yes, I know that's a point in his favor.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Mike Sterling convinced Russell T. Davies to bring back Rose.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

If Mike ever offers you coffee or tea or any brewed beverage like that, decline politely and quickly leave the area. And notify the authorities. When he does that it only means one thing; Mike wants a new pair of shoes...

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Mike Sterling is easily swayed by flattery. As all weak-minded and weak-souled men are.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Mike Sterling ghost-wrote "One More Day."

Monday, February 18, 2008

Mike Sterling is the H.H. Holmes of comics blogging.