Tuesday, December 19, 2006

That "War on Christmas" nonsense? Yeah, Mike started it. O'Reilly just stole the credit.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Mike Sterling desperately needs to get a life.

Also, his taste in friends is highly questionable.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Mike Sterling doesn't update his site as often as he should.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Mike Sterling gives rocks to all the neighborhood kids on Halloween.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Mike Sterling is a little teapot.

And by that I mean he's short and stout.

Just don't try to tip him over. You don't want comes out when you do so on your shoes.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Mike Sterling has an unhealthy fixation on seventies children's programming that was forgotten by history for a reason.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Mike Sterling hums the theme from Xanadu everywhere he goes.

It wouldn't be so annoying, except for the dressing like Olivia Newton-John on roller-skates that accompanies it.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Friday, September 15, 2006

Mike Sterling is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Mike Sterling is incapable of following simple directions and prohibitions.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Mike Sterling has singularly failed to do anything worthy of mockery in weeks.

Save for simply being Mike Sterling.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Friday, August 04, 2006

Mike Sterling doesn't believe in fairies.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Mike Sterling still thinks leg warmers are the height of fashion.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Mike Sterling has Bette Davis's eyes. In a jar.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Mike Sterling killed Ken Lay.

So he's not all bad.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Mike Sterling reads Swamp Thing comics.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Mike Sterling is too open with the details of his personal life.

Just don't ask him what he was doing in September, 1994. You know. When all those hobos were found dead.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Michel Sterling n'est pas une pipe.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Mike Sterling killed the radio star.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Mike Sterling was the eminence grise for Ho Chi Minh.

That's right...Red China is Mike Sterling's fault!

Friday, June 09, 2006

Mike Sterling hates America.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Mike's emo band sucks.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Mike Sterling punches kittens just to make them cry.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Mike Sterling is a Big Cheater Pants

Mike Sterling is a big cheater pants.