Mike Sterling is inordinately fond of the follies of his youth.

Mike Sterling was never young. He was born a bitter, twisted old man. He's like that creepy Brad Pitt movie, only without the getting younger part.

Mike Sterling is overly quick to adopt the use of new social networking web applications.

Mike Sterling worked for McCains Veep Selection Committee.

Mike Sterling is keeping Ashton Kutcher employed.

Mike Sterling is hated by shitty bloggers.

Yes, I know that's a point in his favor.

Mike Sterling convinced Russell T. Davies to bring back Rose.

If Mike ever offers you coffee or tea or any brewed beverage like that, decline politely and quickly leave the area. And notify the authorities. When he does that it only means one thing; Mike wants a new pair of shoes...

Mike Sterling is easily swayed by flattery. As all weak-minded and weak-souled men are.

Mike Sterling ghost-wrote "One More Day."

Mike Sterling is the H.H. Holmes of comics blogging.