Mike Sterling is easily swayed by peer pressure.

Mike Sterling is what plants crave.

Mike Sterling is so vain he probably thinks this blog is about him.

Mike Sterling is slow to adopt blogging platforms that work much better than the one's he's currently using.

Mike Sterling is inordinately fond of the follies of his youth.

Mike Sterling was never young. He was born a bitter, twisted old man. He's like that creepy Brad Pitt movie, only without the getting younger part.

Mike Sterling is overly quick to adopt the use of new social networking web applications.

Mike Sterling worked for McCains Veep Selection Committee.

Mike Sterling is keeping Ashton Kutcher employed.

Mike Sterling is hated by shitty bloggers.

Yes, I know that's a point in his favor.

Mike Sterling convinced Russell T. Davies to bring back Rose.

If Mike ever offers you coffee or tea or any brewed beverage like that, decline politely and quickly leave the area. And notify the authorities. When he does that it only means one thing; Mike wants a new pair of shoes...

Mike Sterling is easily swayed by flattery. As all weak-minded and weak-souled men are.

Mike Sterling ghost-wrote "One More Day."

Mike Sterling is the H.H. Holmes of comics blogging.

Mike Sterling was the actual model for that Mary Jane statue.

Mike sneaks into your bedroom at night and whispers blasphemies into your wife's ear.

Mike is completely to blame for this Web 2.0 nonsense

That "War on Christmas" nonsense? Yeah, Mike started it. O'Reilly just stole the credit.

Mike Sterling desperately needs to get a life.

Also, his taste in friends is highly questionable.