Mike Sterling worked for McCains Veep Selection Committee.

Mike Sterling is keeping Ashton Kutcher employed.

Mike Sterling is hated by shitty bloggers.

Yes, I know that's a point in his favor.

Mike Sterling convinced Russell T. Davies to bring back Rose.

If Mike ever offers you coffee or tea or any brewed beverage like that, decline politely and quickly leave the area. And notify the authorities. When he does that it only means one thing; Mike wants a new pair of shoes...

Mike Sterling is easily swayed by flattery. As all weak-minded and weak-souled men are.

Mike Sterling ghost-wrote "One More Day."

Mike Sterling is the H.H. Holmes of comics blogging.

Mike Sterling was the actual model for that Mary Jane statue.

Mike sneaks into your bedroom at night and whispers blasphemies into your wife's ear.

Mike is completely to blame for this Web 2.0 nonsense

That "War on Christmas" nonsense? Yeah, Mike started it. O'Reilly just stole the credit.

Mike Sterling desperately needs to get a life.

Also, his taste in friends is highly questionable.

Mike Sterling doesn't update his site as often as he should.

Mike Sterling gives rocks to all the neighborhood kids on Halloween.

Mike Sterling is a little teapot.

And by that I mean he's short and stout.

Just don't try to tip him over. You don't want comes out when you do so on your shoes.

Mike Sterling has an unhealthy fixation on seventies children's programming that was forgotten by history for a reason.

Mike Sterling hums the theme from Xanadu everywhere he goes.

It wouldn't be so annoying, except for the dressing like Olivia Newton-John on roller-skates that accompanies it.

To his credit, Mike can dance.

Mike Sterling is the Kwisatz Haderach!