Mike Sterling reads Swamp Thing comics.

Mike Sterling is too open with the details of his personal life.

Just don't ask him what he was doing in September, 1994. You know. When all those hobos were found dead.

Michel Sterling n'est pas une pipe.

Mike Sterling killed the radio star.

Mike Sterling was the eminence grise for Ho Chi Minh.

That's right...Red China is Mike Sterling's fault!

Mike Sterling hates America.

Mike's emo band sucks.

Mike Sterling punches kittens just to make them cry.

Mike Sterling is a Big Cheater Pants

Mike Sterling is a big cheater pants.