Mike Sterling is the H.H. Holmes of comics blogging.

Mike Sterling was the actual model for that Mary Jane statue.

Mike sneaks into your bedroom at night and whispers blasphemies into your wife's ear.

Mike is completely to blame for this Web 2.0 nonsense

That "War on Christmas" nonsense? Yeah, Mike started it. O'Reilly just stole the credit.

Mike Sterling desperately needs to get a life.

Also, his taste in friends is highly questionable.

Mike Sterling doesn't update his site as often as he should.

Mike Sterling gives rocks to all the neighborhood kids on Halloween.

Mike Sterling is a little teapot.

And by that I mean he's short and stout.

Just don't try to tip him over. You don't want comes out when you do so on your shoes.

Mike Sterling has an unhealthy fixation on seventies children's programming that was forgotten by history for a reason.

Mike Sterling hums the theme from Xanadu everywhere he goes.

It wouldn't be so annoying, except for the dressing like Olivia Newton-John on roller-skates that accompanies it.

To his credit, Mike can dance.

Mike Sterling is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Mike Sterling is incapable of following simple directions and prohibitions.

Mike Sterling has singularly failed to do anything worthy of mockery in weeks.

Save for simply being Mike Sterling.

Mike Sterling doesn't believe in fairies.

Mike Sterling still thinks leg warmers are the height of fashion.

Mike Sterling has Bette Davis's eyes. In a jar.

Mike Sterling killed Ken Lay.

So he's not all bad.