The Cheater Pants Of Mike Sterling

2009-04-14T14:26:00.001-07:00

Mike Sterling doesn't know the difference between "overcome" and "overcame."

2009-03-13T00:06:00.001-07:00

A Comprehensive List of People Who Know What a Cheater Pants Mike Sterling Is

Me, naturally.

Dave Lartigue

Bully, the Little Stuffed Bull

Andrew Weiss

Kevin Church

Dave Campbell

~~Dave Campbell Jr.~~ Chris Sims

Isaac Cate

Tim O'Neil

Steven

2009-02-13T10:33:00.001-08:00

Mike Sterling is, by his own admission, the worst blogger in the world.

2009-01-28T22:44:00.001-08:00

Mike Sterling is easily swayed by peer pressure.

2009-01-20T22:08:00.000-08:00

Mike Sterling is what plants crave.

2009-01-16T21:49:00.001-08:00

Mike Sterling is so vain he probably thinks this blog is about him.

2009-01-09T23:58:00.000-08:00

Mike Sterling is slow to adopt blogging platforms that work much better than the one's he's currently using.

2008-12-26T23:53:00.001-08:00

Mike Sterling is inordinately fond of the follies of his youth.

2008-12-23T00:14:00.000-08:00

Mike Sterling was never young. He was born a bitter, twisted old man. He's like that creepy Brad Pitt movie, only without the getting younger part.

2008-11-13T22:51:00.001-08:00

Mike Sterling is overly quick to adopt the use of new social networking web applications.

2008-10-01T11:43:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling worked for McCains Veep Selection Committee.

2008-09-08T13:54:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling is keeping Ashton Kutcher employed.

2008-08-31T21:08:00.001-07:00

Mike Sterling is hated by shitty bloggers.

Yes, I know that's a point in his favor.

2008-04-28T11:24:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling convinced Russell T. Davies to bring back Rose.

2008-03-09T23:17:00.001-07:00

If Mike ever offers you coffee or tea or any brewed beverage like that, decline politely and quickly leave the area. And notify the authorities. When he does that it only means one thing; Mike wants a new pair of shoes...

2008-03-04T06:32:00.001-08:00

Mike Sterling is easily swayed by flattery. As all weak-minded and weak-souled men are.

2008-02-28T08:28:00.001-08:00

Mike Sterling ghost-wrote "One More Day."

2008-02-18T12:51:00.000-08:00

Mike Sterling is the H.H. Holmes of comics blogging.

2007-05-17T12:00:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling was the actual model for that Mary Jane statue.

2007-03-15T22:23:00.001-07:00

Mike sneaks into your bedroom at night and whispers blasphemies into your wife's ear.

2007-01-28T18:16:00.001-08:00

Mike is completely to blame for this Web 2.0 nonsense

2006-12-19T12:11:00.000-08:00

That "War on Christmas" nonsense? Yeah, Mike started it. O'Reilly just stole the credit.

2006-12-05T08:13:00.000-08:00

Mike Sterling desperately needs to get a life.

Also, his taste in friends is highly questionable.

2006-11-30T22:59:00.000-08:00

Mike Sterling doesn't update his site as often as he should.

2006-10-31T16:19:00.000-08:00

Mike Sterling gives rocks to all the neighborhood kids on Halloween.

2006-10-17T21:47:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling is a little teapot.

And by that I mean he's short and stout.

Just don't try to tip him over. You don't want comes out when you do so on your shoes.

2006-10-04T11:45:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling has an unhealthy fixation on seventies children's programming that was forgotten by history for a reason.

2006-09-22T09:58:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling hums the theme from Xanadu everywhere he goes.

It wouldn't be so annoying, except for the dressing like Olivia Newton-John on roller-skates that accompanies it.

2006-09-16T19:46:00.000-07:00

To his credit, Mike can dance.

2006-09-15T20:01:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling is the Kwisatz Haderach!

2006-09-13T07:41:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling is incapable of following simple directions and prohibitions.

2006-08-30T14:49:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling has singularly failed to do anything worthy of mockery in weeks.

Save for simply being Mike Sterling.

2006-08-08T00:07:00.000-07:00

2006-08-04T23:35:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling doesn't believe in fairies.

2006-07-23T22:55:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling still thinks leg warmers are the height of fashion.

2006-07-13T23:18:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling has Bette Davis's eyes. In a jar.

2006-07-05T23:31:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling killed Ken Lay.

So he's not all bad.

2006-06-30T00:38:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling reads Swamp Thing comics.

2006-06-25T17:17:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling is too open with the details of his personal life.

Just don't ask him what he was doing in September, 1994. You know. When all those hobos were found dead.

2006-06-19T21:27:00.001-07:00

Michel Sterling n'est pas une pipe.

2006-06-13T22:58:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling killed the radio star.

2006-06-12T08:26:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling was the eminence grise for Ho Chi Minh.

That's right...Red China is Mike Sterling's fault!

2006-06-09T08:03:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling hates America.

2006-06-05T21:55:00.000-07:00

Mike's emo band sucks.

2006-06-04T23:31:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling punches kittens just to make them cry.

Mike Sterling is a Big Cheater Pants

2006-05-30T21:43:00.000-07:00

Mike Sterling is a big cheater pants.